My 2012 New Year’s Resolutions.

1. Stop drinking orange juice right after brushing my teeth.

2. Go back to school to avoid  paying my student loans.

3. Check my work email at least once this year.

4. Watch less standard def tv.

5. Start using facebook for something other than farmville.

6. Avoid fingertip soreness by learning to play “Rock Band,” instead of a real guitar.

7. Start a blog about how I would write more often if I had something important to write. Only make one blog entry and leave it published for years.

8. Gain enough weight to get on The Biggest Loser.